Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

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Anonymous asked: Hey, been under a rock for a while and I was wondering if it was still racist out there... Oh. Yup. You need me, I'll be under my rock again. My rock's not racist.

How do you get under there?

Anonymous asked: My white friend just texted me saying something was "whack" and I'm so embarrassed

You get humiliated for them.

Anonymous asked: Not askin', but like the comments to any rap video on youtube. Any one. Ever. At all.

Seriously.

Anonymous asked: If I see a group of blacks loitering and I cross the street to avoid them, am I racist?

Fuck you, you piece of shit, get the fuck out of here with that “group of blacks” bullshit.

Anonymous asked: I think we're up to Time Racists 8, right? So I want to pitch you the idea that in time racists 8, racists go back in time to before time racists 1 came out and make it exactly the same, so it's a big hit, but this time the racists are making money off it.

This is as plausible an idea for the franchise as any other.