Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

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Anonymous asked: So, St Andrew's golf club in Scotland just voted, after being in existence for 260 years, to allow women to become members. At this rate, I've worked out they'll have their first non-white member by 2542.

Yo, for real, fuck golf and fuck anyone who thinks preserving “tradition” is somehow admirable.

Anonymous asked: I work with a Mexican gentleman who's a really nice guy, but who speaks better Spanish than he does English. I, on the other hand, know barely any Spanish. Do you think it would be more insensitive of me to start greeting him with "Hola" and trying to make small talk with the very small amount of Spanish I know (even though I would probably mangle them and wouldn't be able to hold a conversation) or to keep exclusively using English, even though that means we can't really have conversations?

You know that you aren’t “really having conversations” with your wack-ass amount of Spanish, right?

Anonymous asked: Is it racist to mock nonwhite neo-nazis?

No.

Anonymous asked: Am I wack for riding around on a scooter?

Yes.

Anonymous asked: Does there exist a phrase to describe the act of everyone in a car jumping out and switching places that is less racist than "Chinese Fire Drill?" Any ideas for inventing a new one?

Hey, did you notice that this action literally only exists so racists can say like this is a dumb thing that Chinese people do? Why the fuck do you need a name for it?