Anonymous asked: What fresh hell is this?
THE FRESHEST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
anonymous asked: What is God was a hippopotamus/ Just an artiodactyl humungonous/ Just a mammal amphibious/ trying to make his way upriver?
Plus, very short tempered and surprisingly graceful in the water.
anonymous asked: i don’t like tea partiers, because (a) they are racist and dumb, (b) they wear wack hats
Both legit reasons.
anonymous asked: Yo, I had a professor tell me a while ago that if you could fill a 5-gallon bucket with human DNA, the amount that would differ from different races would fill up a thimble.
Plus, as a bonus, big ole bucket of human DNA.
anonymous asked: Yo, fuck the Fashion Police?
Oh word, because the fucking fashion word definitely doesn’t enforce a racist-ass view of how people are supposed to look.
