garythebat asked: Spotted on the platform at the 1st ave L train stop. Never forget.
I didn’t forget.
anonymous asked: Yo, did you ever stop to think you’re maybe prejudiced against wack people?
No, I’m correctly, judging wack people, nice try tho.
anonymous asked: For the last time, can we please make more of an effort to distinguish between Tea Partiers (capitalized), members of an American conservative political movement characterized by religious fundamentalism, nativism and opposition to social welfare programs, and tea partiers (no capitals), those of us who really like tea and cake and just want to have a little class in this bitch not too much to ask i think
Sorry, crumpet-heads, you might be out of luck on this one.
Anonymous asked: What fresh hell is this?
THE FRESHEST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
anonymous asked: What is God was a hippopotamus/ Just an artiodactyl humungonous/ Just a mammal amphibious/ trying to make his way upriver?
Plus, very short tempered and surprisingly graceful in the water.
