Okay this is more of a funny thing than anything else but it turns out that my dad's grandmother was half black. That makes me 1/16 black, which permits me to legally self-identify as african-american. My skin is as close to the color of paper as humanly possible, since the rest of my family are scots-irish, welsh, or both. Technically, if I chose to change my ethnicity from white to african-american, I could be that black friend all racists seem to have.
yo dogg, I actually work at the Fox News Center; there are hell babies everywhere, always crawling around, and they have eyes on their palms and soles of their feet, but none in their head (no eye holes either, just smooth skin) and also they have reverse toilets that bring poop and pee and such INTO the building, rather than out of it. None of the anchors there cast any shadows, and can only communicate in a weird shrieking language. Nice snack bar, tho.
You know, got to weigh the positives against the negatives.
Every time I see a forecast that the GOP will take the Senate in November I ask myself how the hell this can happen but then I remember that the comments section on every Obamacare and Mike Brown article votes.
yo, I once actually went to the fox news headquarters (not by choice tho), and each one of their anchors is followed around by three or four people keeping their clothes in good shape and showing them where to go (also making sure they have enough shit on hand if they get hungry)
shit dogg, i'm a rad ass whale, just swimmin' around and using my water proof laptop to say WHAT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE HUMANS!? YOU FUCKS SUUUUUUCCKKK! *BROOOWWWWWWWWGRROWWWWWWWWNYYYYYYYAARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOoooooo*click*click*click*MYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROWWOOOOOOOOOOO*
A guy I went to college with works for this company that makes artisanal beard shampoo in Detroit. He and the other people who work there are super-white men with long, gross beards. Although the company's logo and all of it's marketing says, MADE IN DETROIT and they are always REPPING DETROIT, not a single Black person seems to work for them (and it's obvious as fuck that they're marketing to white hipsters). Racist, or just incredibly wack?
It’s great how white people destroyed Detroit by being too racist to live near black people, and now other white people are making its “revitalization” somehow all about them. Plus fuck all this beard culture bullshit.
Yo, what's up with Ken Jeong? (Shrill Asian stereotype in Community, shrill Asian stereotype in Hangover, shrill Asian stereotype in Despicable Me 2, shrill Asian /woman/ stereotype in Turbo.) Is that shit as racist as it seems, or is there some crazy performance-art shit going on that I'm too dumb to get?
I mean, the actual question is: the fuck is up with the overwhelmingly white writers and directors and producers who only create these racist-ass roles. The answer, by the way, is FUCKING RACISM.
Google is blaming the lack of women in its workforce on "unconscious bias," like when something is manufactured for right-handed people without thinking of left-handed people because almost everyone is right-handed, therefore "the default". How long do you think until it's co-opted as an excuse/rationale by racists?
Ever notice how any time anyone write anything about the pervasive and virulent sexism in technology, there’s always comments from dudes claiming that bigotry doesn’t exist while managing to be actively sexist in their responses? It’s like, even if this shit is allegedly “unconscious,” it’s always just under the surface (except in the cases when sexism just IS the surface).
Yo, there needs to be a 'Gone Girl' parody video in which a black husband finds his white wife missing with blood around. He calls the police. They come, shoot him. The wife comes back from upstairs with band-aids. She had cut herself making dinner and had onky been gone 10 minutes. Not really a parody, I guess.
Racists just want to have an "honest conversation" about race, but it's like trying to have a conversation about Calculus where one person won't even acknowledge that "A + B = B + A". Also it's hard to understand what they're saying because they're eating so much poop god damn where do they even find it all it's crazy
Is it possible to be so extremely wack you come back around to fresh? Because I am really fucking wack, and I can't have much farther to go. Unless the only way to be more wack than I already am is to also be racist.