May 2013
Anonymous asked: Yo, I read a blog today in which the guy tried to say Hitler was not responsible for the Holocaust and then said "I'm quite free of racial hatred." I think he might actually believe himself, too...
anonymous asked: I’ve lived in my town for about 8 years and I have never encountered a police checkpoint. I started a job that’s on the “other side of the tracks” 4 days ago and I’ve already been through 2 police checkpoints. Shout out to the Greensboro, NC Police department for being mad racist!
I think we all need to have a conversation about what “shout...
anonymous asked: So my mom has this recipe she uses called “Chinese Cole Slaw.” It’s “Chinese” because there are ramen noodles in it and the ramen spice packet is used to make the dressing. I realize this is racist, but it’s still a pretty tasty recipe. Am I racist if I keep making this but call it something different, like Ramen Cole Slaw? This matter is...
anonymous asked: Yo, some Spanish golfer made a fried chicken joke about Tiger Woods. Who knew golf was mad racist?
Yeah, who could have guessed that a sport that TO THIS DAY has white-only courses might be racist as fuck.
anonymous asked: Dopes are wack, and doping is wack, but if something is dope, then it is fresh. Correct?
I think??????
anonymous asked: yo I know this white girl who wears bindi all the time
Yo, you know a wack-ass racist.
anonymous asked: White people getting Bob Marley lyrics tatted on them, sorta wack?
Oh definitely, inCREDibly wack.
anonymous asked: probably don’t drink straight-up olive oil
This is ok advice, yes.
anonymous asked: I’ll tell you what’s gonna stop racism: my gat!
OH SHIT
anonymous asked: If someone uses the phrase “men’s rights” like it is a legitimate thing, it is not necessary for me to listen to anything else he has to say before telling him to go fuck himself, correct?
CORRECT!
anonymous asked: Have you ever stopped to think that maybe you can stop racism by BELIEVING IN YOURSELF
Not strictly true.
hungrych asked “have you ever thought that maybe if everyone was just nicer to racists they would stop being racists?” —way too many of these questions
I am seriously sick of this line of questioning myself.
anonymous asked: yo. I’m arab. I live in France. I mentioned my father’s name, which is Mostapha, to my friend. she said: “I didn’t like it, all the Mostapha I know are thugs”. since she also thinks that : 1) there are too many foreigners in France, 2) voting conservative is justifiable, I suppose she definitely is a fucking racist. I feel betrayed, man.
Get rid of your racist friend, dogg,...
anonymous asked: My friend just posted a picture of her kid ready for his school’s crazy hair day. Her white kid is wearing fake dreads. She hasn’t responded to my gentle inquiry about why she thinks that’s appropriate. Time to stop being so fucking gentle.
Straight up, you don’t have to be gentle to racists.
anonymous asked: yo i saw this show called The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and i thought you would like it, it’s about this cool guy who lives with his nerdy cousin Carlton and sometimes Carlton dances funny?
I’ve heard about it.
anonymous asked: yo, so doesn’t it suck when you’re white and some of your white friends come out of nowhere with some racist ass shit and then when you try to call them out they get all offended and think you should agree with them because you’re white too?
I wouldn’t know. I guess that sounds bad.
anonymous asked: yo, when we keep yelling at racists they just get angry and get more fucking racist. what’s a better way to fix this shit?
Waa waa waa, I guess we should be nice to racists and make sure their little feelings aren’t hurt.
PS. Fuck you.
Anonymous asked: Not a question, I just wanted to thank you for letting me know Ronald Goatfucker Reagan's middle name.
Anonymous asked: Yo, I guess I kind of understand how people can be friends with conservatives in the abstract, but I just tried and it's really exhausting and unpleasant.
Anonymous asked: There is a restaurant in my town called 'Cotton Pickin Chicken'. I don't even need to ask if this is racist.
Anonymous asked: yo, but aren't we all responsible for the fucking racist system we deal with today?
Anonymous asked: yo, but what do you do if people don't know they're being racist?
Anonymous asked: Yo, my friend's Instagram mainly consists of photos he's taken of old, impoverished brown people / closeups of their withered hands, etc. Super racist and also wack. Do you agree?
Anonymous asked: People who say that people who get angry about racists "have an axe to grind"
Anonymous asked: I'm gonna disagree with something you said a while back: nerdcore is in fact racist, because its appeal is a combination of "see it's funny because only black people do raps and black people can't be nerds" and "oh finally some raps about things I care about and not murder and hos and bling". Both of which are super-racist.
Anonymous asked: Yo, this dude described Cee Lo Green as a rapper and I said that was racist because just describing all black music artists as rappers without bothering to figure out what kind of music they do/are most known for is racist. But he says that it's not racist because Cee Lo does rap in some of his music. Who's right?
Anonymous asked: Hey, am I allowed to say that racists are utter and complete fuckheads?
anonymous asked: My sister is more angry at me for being rude to her racist ass friend who refuses to stop using the n word than she is at him for being a racist. MY SISTER IS A TERRIBLE PERSON.
Uh, yeah, your sister is fucking racist, is what she is.
anonymous asked: I don’t understand why people need you to tell them that something is racist. Shouldn’t they be able to figure that out on their own? I mean, if you’re questioning whether something is racist or not, then it probably is.
Yo, straight up, I have no fucking clue either.
anonymous asked: Yo, are people who are not white but also not black allowed to say the n-word “in a friendly way?”
Hey dipshits, you know you’re “allowed” to say anything, right?
anonymous asked: Help me out here man. I got someone who says he is an equal opportunist when it comes to making racial jokes. How do I tell this person that they are an ignorant asshole without saying he is an ignorant asshole
Why wouldn’t you want to tell an ignorant asshole they’re an ignorant asshole?
anonymous asked: Is it racist that a bunch of conservatives are trying to start a scandal about a Marine holding an umbrella for Obama, when they didn’t care about it for Bush I, Bush II, or Ronald “Goatfucker” Reagan?
Yes, conservatives are pieces of shit.
anonymous asked: My coworker said she didn’t want Indian food tonight because “it’s just a mush of food everywhere.” I called her a racist. She might not be racist, but no one got hurt because I erred on the side of this might be racist.
Well, also because she’s obviously and clearly a racist.
Anonymous asked: That bong smiley was incredibly bad. How hard is it to do a bong smiley? :-0==o|
anonymous asked: Dogg, what about the phrase “hood rich” (if a white person says it)? Wait, hold up, I just got a call from Common fuckin Sense telling me it’s racist.
Everyone should put that shit on speed-dial.
anonymous asked: Would you consider yelling at some of the racists in my life as part of a freelance gig? There’s an untapped market here and I think this could be huge.
I don’t see how either of us could afford this.
anonymous asked: Why are the people who are most afraid of Sharia Law the most in favor of dissolving the separation of church and state so Christian rule can run the country? How do they not get it’s the exact same thing?
If you realize that they’re only interested in enacting Christian Biblical law and not in, you know, actual freedom, you realize they’re just dangerous...
Anonymous asked: Yo, how is your ice game?
Anonymous asked: kerry washington is on the cover of elle but she's lit and photographed so she looks white or at least way way lighter skinned than she really is because fashion is racist as hell. this isn't really a question.
Anonymous asked: Yo, white people are racist against other white people all the time.
Anonymous asked: Yo, can I say that people who tell my family, who immigrated from a civil war and lost plenty of loved ones, to speak English because we're in America racists? May I, may I?
Anonymous asked: I think it's insulting when people go visit countries outside the United States and comment on how "cute" or "darling the xxx people are". Agree or disagree?
Anonymous asked: Every time I smoke weed I get a little sad thinking that racism played such a large part in the criminalization of cultivating or smoking the cannabis plant. Wack shit dogg, :(-<| (sad face with bong)
Anonymous asked: Are YOU wack?
Anonymous asked: Yo, do you know a good way to test whether someone's flow is fresh?
Anonymous asked: yo, since which age have you been yelling at racist people? just want to check what I can expect from my newborn niece