A customer asked for an "illegal immigrant mocha" instead of a "mexican mocha" like it's written on our menu. Do racists not realize Mexico is a country of its own and not every ethnicity is defined by its relation to the US?
I also like how racists are so comfortable with themselves that they’re willing to throw in this odious shit to a stranger making then coffee. WHO THE FUCK THINKS WE NEED THIS RACIST-ASS JOKE JESUS CHRIST
I spent all weekend arguing with my aunt when we went camping. She was talking about how black people are "mutilating" the English language with names with "Samej". She asked if I thought she was prejudiced; I said yes. She cried and said I "hurt [her] heart". Thank you, family time.
Uh, yeah, you’re supposed to hurt racists hearts, fuck’em.
I read this thing about Buddy Holly, he brought Little Richard to his parents house in Texas, his parents said they wouldn't allow a black man to eat there. Buddy Holly told them if they didn't let them both in he would never come home again; they let them both in. Does this make him dope?
Having basic human decency doesn’t make you dope, it just makes you not a piece of shit on only a real basic level.
U.S. Representative Curt Clawson mistakenly thought two government officials from the State Department and Commerce Department were foreigners based entirely on their names, despite the fact that they were introduced as US Officials and their jobs appeared on the witness list. Guess which party he's from? (Hint: If you need a hint, you're an idiot)
Can I get a "fuck you" for all the white people who talk about how their European ancestors came here "legally" but conveniently forget that until 1965 it was pretty much only Europeans who could come here legally?
Seriously, why are racists so fucking proud of following the racist-ass immigration laws of this racist-ass country.
Yo, is there a non-racist term for the "Montezuma's revenge" you get when eating really spicy food that you usually don't eat, but not while traveling? "Traveler's diarrhea" is the "generic" term, but it doesn't cover when it happens if you're not traveling. I'm suffering the after-effects of an amazingly tasty Sichuan-style dish with tons of chili oil and pepper. TMI right?
How can we promote healing if all we're supposed to say to racists is "fuck you"? I'm pissed at them too, but that just doesn't seem very productive.
Hey ding dong, by telling racists “fuck you,” you let them know that their racist behavior and speech aren’t fucking welcome around people who aren’t, you know, completely pieces of shit. Treating those people like their racism is somehow a reasonable, debatable viewpoint prevents healing in the people who are actually affected by their bullshit.
A guy on the radio was talking with a really strong Indian accent and I thought, wtf, why does the station allow this asshole to make fun of peoples' accents? But he kept talking and then I realized that was his real voice. Am I the one who was racist, for thinking someone's real accent was a joke?
So racists want to send an armed militia to the border and have decided to label it "operation normandy". Now, I know reading isn't a thing racists like to do, but someone must have caught on to the fact that the defenders of the beaches in Normandy weren't actually the heroes.
Actually, a lot of those people are actually just like modern day versions of those folks. We should call them Neo-people-who-defended-Normandy-Beach-against-the-Allies.
Fox News is complaining that 911 operators are "forced" to help illegal immigrants in life-threatening situations. I don't understand how even racist Americans can't feel even a twinge of disgust at this blatant evil.
There’s nothing to be gained by trying to figure out why racists are so fucking evil.
NPR just did an unapologetically graphic piece on the conditions children endure when they flee fucking crime and murder and come to America, only to be crammed into concrete rooms and kicked and yelled at by INS agents. I wanted to throw this in the face of those protesters and be like STILL WANT TO TELL THESE KIDS TO FUCK OFF? but I realized they'd probably double down and say yes. Fuck those people.
What you got to understand is that appealing to the basic humanity of racists like these anti-immigration protesters is like appealing to the basic oxygen content of the goddamn moon.