Matthew McConaughey all like, "Yo, why do the Washington Racists haveta change their logo alla sudden? It's been fine since 1930 but NOW we're all like offended and shit? I happen to LIKE it!" like a dumbass
Yo, I'm a black woman. I frequent online dating sites and sometimes I get messages from guys who have checked every race except black. Is it racist that I'm their exception to that because I fit their version of pretty? Oh wait, I already know the answer to this question. It's totally racist. :(
Yeah, it’s like these fuckfaces are both racist and stupid as fuck, which shouldn’t be surprising, but somehow always is.
Some real depressing shit from a dating profile: "I'm only interested in CAUCASIANS. (I doubt people would get offended if a white guy said he had a thing for Asians, etc. so please don't try to preach to me)"
At least anyone who isn’t a complete piece of shit knows never to date this fuck.
Are words that sound kind of like the n-word but aren't related in meaning or origin (niggard, niggle) racist?
Racists always get all hung up on some bullshit theory or etymology, but seriously, is there ever a situation where someone uses those words and it doesn’t end up being some racist who wants to lecture you about their technicality or implying you’re being oversensitive.
So these two cows are standing a field, and one says to the other, "Say Frank, have you heard about this mad cow disease? Seems pretty nasty, do you think we oughta be worried?" And the other cow says, "Geoff, why the fuck should I care, I'm a helicopter."
There is a girl I knew like twenty years ago, we used to hang out with her brother and watch Star Trek and play D&D, and I saw her again yesterday. She still looks exactly the same and when I commented on it she looked me right in the eye and said "wack don't crack". Is this extra wack or like not wack at all compared to how we all used to dress up like wizards and shit and hang out in her mom's laundry room rolling dice all night?
Yo I never really understood why racists are so terrified of Ebola until I read about how one transmission vector is fecal-oral contact. Then it all clicked. I'd be scared of Ebola too if I spent all day, every day, eating just pounds and pounds of human shit.
Dogg, did you kno you can rearrange the letters in this site's name to... Yo, This is Racist? That might make things simpler with the questions. Also I'm the most high I've ever been right now. Good night.
What's the best kind of instrument to play? I know violas cause barren trees to bare fruit, and are useful in opening the first buds of spring, but they seem kind of hard to learn (they're big violins, right)? Clarinet seems fun, b/c of jazz and all, and also b/c they harmonize listeners thoughts and transform their dreams in luminous butterflies, but don't they have gross spit guards or something! I'm scarred of the piano, b/c doesn't the piano control the weather? Help me out here dogg!