Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

To leave a question for the podcast, call: 323-389-7223

Anonymous asked: Dating websites have checkmarks for preferred races what the fuck :(

Real talk, tho, there is exactly zero reason to check any of those boxes if you’re not racist.

Anonymous asked: Yo, me and Boehner just whipped up a fresh batch of poop. You guys want in on this? Regards, Ted Cruz

I’m good, you guys go ahead.

PS. I’m pretty sure this message is 100% real.

Anonymous asked: The Flaming Lips are covering an entire Beatles album. It's like, how much more wack could it be? and the answer is none. None more wack.

None amounts more wack.

Anonymous asked: Yo I think my new housemate is secretly racist but I'm not sure how to find out for sure.

Don’t worry, you’ll definitely find out sooner than you like.

Anonymous asked: Fuck pumpkins tho. FUCKPUMPKINS

Aight, we’re mad at pumpkins now? Sounds good to me, fuck pumpkins.