Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

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Anonymous asked: It's Dissmas in July, homie!! Fuck the SCROTUS, fuck anti-immigration assholes, and fuck our racist-ass Congress! Oh, and look, it's Father Dissmas riding down to say, "Ho-ho-ho! Fuck allllll cops!"

Oh shit.

Anonymous asked: So racists want to send an armed militia to the border and have decided to label it "operation normandy". Now, I know reading isn't a thing racists like to do, but someone must have caught on to the fact that the defenders of the beaches in Normandy weren't actually the heroes.

Actually, a lot of those people are actually just like modern day versions of those folks. We should call them Neo-people-who-defended-Normandy-Beach-against-the-Allies.

Anonymous asked: Fox News is complaining that 911 operators are "forced" to help illegal immigrants in life-threatening situations. I don't understand how even racist Americans can't feel even a twinge of disgust at this blatant evil.

There’s nothing to be gained by trying to figure out why racists are so fucking evil.

Anonymous asked: NPR just did an unapologetically graphic piece on the conditions children endure when they flee fucking crime and murder and come to America, only to be crammed into concrete rooms and kicked and yelled at by INS agents. I wanted to throw this in the face of those protesters and be like STILL WANT TO TELL THESE KIDS TO FUCK OFF? but I realized they'd probably double down and say yes. Fuck those people.

What you got to understand is that appealing to the basic humanity of racists like these anti-immigration protesters is like appealing to the basic oxygen content of the goddamn moon.