Anonymous asked: yo dogg, I actually work at the Fox News Center; there are hell babies everywhere, always crawling around, and they have eyes on their palms and soles of their feet, but none in their head (no eye holes either, just smooth skin) and also they have reverse toilets that bring poop and pee and such INTO the building, rather than out of it. None of the anchors there cast any shadows, and can only communicate in a weird shrieking language. Nice snack bar, tho.
You know, got to weigh the positives against the negatives.
Anonymous asked: is shit-diggity a word?
Anonymous asked: Every time I see a forecast that the GOP will take the Senate in November I ask myself how the hell this can happen but then I remember that the comments section on every Obamacare and Mike Brown article votes.
Yeah, we’re a racist nation of evil idiots.
Anonymous asked: I'll start believing in good cops when they start turning in bad cops.
Don’t hold your breath.