Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

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Anonymous asked: When's the last time you vacuumed?

Couple days ago. It sucked!

Get it?

Anonymous asked: One time I yelled at my mom for being racist and she told me that she can't be racist because she's not as bad as her mother, who thinks slavery was pretty cool. Anyway I don't talk to my mom or my grandmother anymore so things are very chill for me these days and I recommend never speaking to racists again as a solid life plan. Yelling is an ok second choice.

How low is your mom’s moral bar that clearing “not objectively pro-slavery” is the best she can do?

Anonymous asked: My wife and I want to adopt a kid because there are already enough kids in the world and a lot that don't have a family. We want to do the most amount of good, and black children are less likely to be adopted, but we're both white. Would it be more detrimental to them grow up with parents who do not have a first hand perspective of their future social experience and risk being ostracized by some for not actually being black, or would it be better to adopt and just do our best?

Just adopt and do your best.

Anonymous asked: Yo, my white ass uncle got mad at me for yelling at two white ladies who came over to see his house and assumed my girlfriend was the cleaning lady. He assured us there was no way that assumption could be racist, and got mad at me for yelling at them. I hope he never sells his bullshit, IKEA-ass house.

I’m cool with you airing this family business on your racist uncle.

Anonymous asked: Should I aspire to be dope, or fresh?

Doesn’t matter.