Yo, Is This Racist?

Yo, ask me if something is racist and I'll tell you. If it's absolutely necessary for you to know, I'm not white.

From the mind that brought you http://twitter.com/andrewti

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Anonymous asked: As a libertarian, I believe that everyone should be allowed to do whatever they wish with their property - even if it means doing something as heinous as not serving minorities at their business. People tell me I'm racist for this stance, but I believe that compelling people to not be racist solves nothing and that the best course of action is boycotting racist business owners. How on earth is this racist?

UHHHHHHHHHH, guess what, fucko, you can try to hide behind your weak-ass and incredibly shallow theories about how the world should work, but if it’s not patently clear to you that, because of, you know, the fucking centuries of racist bedrock our current culture is built on, your ideas about how society ought to work wouldn’t simply result in further entrenchment of racism, then, you’re obviously not worth talking to.

PS. If you hate government so much, there are plenty of failed states where you can move, why don’t you go set up shop there, you piece of shit.

Anonymous asked: did u ever cum inside ur self... it is the ultimeate fealing of amazing heavn... god with in u while u r within u... the holy 3 plus u... amazing god is a sexual being, univers is sexual energy made flesh and stone... even startdust has sexaul energy... the nothing ness of space is everhwere that shoudl be within us, when we cum... this is not filth just heavan and clean spirit, the best way 2 meet god...u must try...

You know, I never have.

Anonymous asked: Should racists just go fuck themselves with me having to remind them?

Ideally, yeah, but that shit will never happen.

Anonymous asked: "Man, I wish my mouth was a butthole so the poop would just automatically be in it." - Ted Cruz

Can’t find a source for this, but it seems plausible to me.

Anonymous asked: I've got a riddle for you: What gets wetter as it dries? (It's racism)

This one I don’t think I get.