Yo, Is This Racist?

anonymous asked: Yo, fuck the Fashion Police? Oh word, because the fucking fashion word definitely...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:52:24 -0700

anonymous asked: Yo, fuck the Fashion Police?

Oh word, because the fucking fashion word definitely doesn’t enforce a racist-ass view of how people are supposed to look.

Yo, fuck the police obviously, but fuck mall cops too?

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:03:35 -0700

Uh, yeah dogg.

fuck ronald reagan

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:01:45 -0700

Fuck Ronald Reagan.

yo i'm a white dude is it aight if i say Frederick Douglass is my hero when i'm asked?

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:12:41 -0700

Probably.

Don't wanna freak you guys out, but it is motherfucking house centipede season, and them tweaking, speedy, too-many-leg-havin little fuckers are totally gonna dart around your room while you're trying to sleep, and crawl over your face and what not.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:11:24 -0700

I’m not freaked out.

Elvis is wack too tho, right?

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:10:56 -0700

Dogg, is there any way Elvis might not be wack?

NOT BEING RACIST: so easy, even a racist could do it.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:54 -0700

And yet they never fucking do.

anonymous asked: Shout-out to other people who have jumped out of a moving car to peace out on a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:57:24 -0700

anonymous asked: Shout-out to other people who have jumped out of a moving car to peace out on a racist, even if it was in Manhattan and you sorta just walked out

This seems like a suspiciously specific shoutout.

anonymous asked: Yo, while I was riding in my friend’s car, he referred to rap as...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:17:07 -0700

anonymous asked: Yo, while I was riding in my friend’s car, he referred to rap as “ethnic” music, then put on Macklemore. I think I need a new friend who isn’t a wack racist asshole.

What you need is a new friend who isn’t a wack racist asshole.

are you happy with your life?

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:35 -0700

It’s aight.

Basically any time that people mention turbans or write about turbans or just any time white people attempt to interact with turbans at all?

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:48:53 -0700

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Why are the Beatles wack? I need to know why you think this.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:23:04 -0700

One definite reason is that their fans are a bunch of entitled, bossy assholes.

Last summer my kids bought a Space Jam VHS from a yard sale. We have nothing to watch it on.. Should I donate it somewhere or do I have to keep it forever now that I own it?

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:50:05 -0700

You have to keep it forever now.

anonymous asked: I was at a Hip Hop Karaoke event in which people of many races participated. The...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:53:53 -0700

anonymous asked: I was at a Hip Hop Karaoke event in which people of many races participated. The hosts had one rule, which was that the n-word was forbidden even if it was in one of the songs. (you were instructed to replace it with another word) or else you were kicked off the stage. A few performers replaced the word with the word “cracker”. Is any of this racist?

Probably not, but it does sound wack as hell tho.

anonymous asked: (water + butter)/2 = milk right? THIS SEEMS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE TO ME

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:04:26 -0700

anonymous asked: (water + butter)/2 = milk right?

THIS SEEMS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE TO ME

anonymous asked: General wackness of The Beatles aside- all that Yoko Ono hate was racist as shit,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:34:23 -0700

anonymous asked: General wackness of The Beatles aside- all that Yoko Ono hate was racist as shit, right?

By far, Yoko Ono’s greatest creative contribution to the world was breaking up that wack-ass band.

anonymous asked: why do racists seem to need to express their terrible-ass views to their coworkers?...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:12:29 -0700

anonymous asked: why do racists seem to need to express their terrible-ass views to their coworkers? is there some fucked up gland that makes them think like “I hate brown people and I MUST SHARE THIS”

It’s an organ, actually, called THEIR RACIST-ASS BRAINS

anonymous asked: Why do racist/sexist artists always defend their bullshit by saying they are...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:58:06 -0700

anonymous asked: Why do racist/sexist artists always defend their bullshit by saying they are “trying to start a conversation?” Guess what assholes, the rest of us have been having that conversation for like, hundreds of years now before you decided to grace us with your white male presence. How about you shut up and read a goddamn book or something.

Also, did you ever notice that that conversation is completely facile? It’s like, yeah, racist shit is racist, HOW IS THIS FUCKING INTERESTING YOU PIECE OF SHIT????

anonymous asked: Yo, a white dude at a party was trying to tell me US slavery wasn’t racist...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:44:06 -0700

anonymous asked: Yo, a white dude at a party was trying to tell me US slavery wasn’t racist and he got so uncomfotrable with me calling him out on it that he left. He’s gonna be at a thing again tomorrow - same plan?

Same racist, same plan.

anonymous asked: Kill yourself. :-o

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:39:03 -0700

anonymous asked: Kill yourself.

:-o